So my mom sends me forwards while she is at work and I had to share this one. Its called "why we love children" and it told several stories about different experiences from different parents. Here were a few of my favorites: ENJOY!
NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer
evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.
She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my
5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a
KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter
to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right
now. She's hitting the bottle.'
MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in
the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into
shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little
boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you
ever seen a little boy before?'
POLICE It was the end of the day when I parked my police van
in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K -9 partner,
Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a
dog you got back there?' he asked. 'It sure is,' I replied. Puzzled, the
boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said,
'What 'd he do?'